Hawaii sometimes feels like a small town. Whenever there is a local race, everyone knows about it, and you see the same individuals at the top of the results page. Names become well known, reputations are formed, and word spreads fast. There are not a lot of people here, but a larger percentage of them are athletes than anywhere else I have ever been. The hills here are insane and the ocean waves are legendary. Athletes here can not be one dimensional since most of the racing events are triathlons. Before moving out to the Islands, I never really thought about competing in triathlons, but I've learned to adapt to my environment. Like a chameleon that blends in with their environment to survive, I have taken bold strides toward becoming a triathlete in order to keep up with my surroundings. I've competed in the hardest bike race in Hawaii (and arguably the world) for 2 years in a row now. I've also competed in 2 road races where I placed 1st in a 5K and 2nd in a 10 miler. I'm trying to become a recognized athlete out here, so if my name comes up in the future, people can bring up mid-conversation, "Yeah, I raced that guy once. He's strong!"
This weekend was my first true test in the world of triathlons. I had several goals for the race. One of my dream goals was to get top 10 in my first triathlon. I picked Lavaman Keauhou as the race where I would attempt to leave my mark. I was encouraged by my friends whom assured me that I had a lot of potential; however, it's one thing to have great potential and an entirely different one to actually live up to the hype. There was much uncertainty going into the race, because as much as I tried to simulate triathlon races in my workouts, nothing compares to the real thing. Hoping I would get top 10 in the race seemed like such a ridiculous goal that I kept it to myself. My main goal was to perform respectably and beat a local up and coming triathlete (Brandon). He's a few years younger than me and is considered one of the better young triathletes in the area. He has a few years of experience, and his training regimen is insane. I thought I exercised more than anyone, but Brandon's training makes mine look like a drop of water in the ocean. He is even competing in the Ironman World Championships in October. It doesn't get any bigger than that! My mentality is so predictable. As soon as I find someone that appears to be faster, stronger, and or just better than me all-together, I focus on them, study them, and think of how I can take them down. Many nights, I find myself browsing through race results while listening to Eminem on blast in my headphones for motivation. I know my behavior sounds over the top, but I swear I was born this way. Upon tedious analysis, I concluded that his swimming was very respectable, his biking was not as impressive but commendable nonetheless, and his running was his major weakness. This realization put a huge devilish grin on my face....Usually this face is accompanied with a maniacal high pitched laugh that can not be translated with a keyboard....Onomatopoeia just isn't possible. After some number crunching, it seemed likely that I could catch him somewhere near the end of the run portion.
As fate would have it, we randomly ran into each other at the gym about 5 days before the actual race. It's strange shaking someone's hand when deep down you have the urge to say, "Nice to meet you. I'm Chris and I'll be the guy that is going to crush your dreams." We ended up swimming laps together and he clearly demonstrated his prowess in the water. I was doing a simulated triathlon workout that day, but for the run, I decided to run outside instead of on the treadmill. As I was leaving the gym to go running, I saw him on the treadmill, and nearly every bone in my body wanted to walk over to the adjacent treadmill to show him how real runners do it. Instead, I told the evil guy on my shoulder to shut up and figured it would be smarter to save the can of whoop ass for the race.
The race was on the other side of the Island, and none of my friends with cars were competing, so I had to take the bus. It was very annoying, but I knew no force could keep me away from the race...Not even class lol. I actually had to skip my classes on Friday in order to go, because the bus schedule is really weird (Sorry Mom and Dad!). I heard the bus was free for students, so I foolishly didn't bring cash with me to the bus stop. When I boarded the bus, they told me the ride was free but that it would cost $1 for my bike. Stupid, ungrateful bike! My bike is so spoiled! I stood there awkwardly for a moment as I shuffled through my wide array of plastic money that was worthless in this instance. I remember staring at my Visa debit card thinking, "I thought Visa was accepted everywhere, Psh!" I turned to the mass of strangers on the bus and asked if anyone could spare a dollar. I made it known that they would be paid back when I could access an ATM. Some woman in the 2nd row gave me a dollar with little hesitation and said, "I'm not going all the way to Kona, but you can have this anyway." I was very thankful and told her I would race in her honor. As those cheesy, quasi-inspirational lines left my tongue, I noticed that she already had her head in a book. She couldn't have been more disinterested, but at least she was generous. It's ironic that I coughed up $400 for the hotel and race entry fees, but this $1 became the deciding factor.It was intimidating having to set up all of my stuff at both transition sites with no available guidance. I had no friends to talk to and no one to offer up any advice, so I basically just observed others around me and tried to implement their methods. You can actually see my head in this picture. I'm standing behind the old shirtless guy in the top right portion of the picture.
I did not enjoy wearing a swimming cap that much. It made me feel more like a synchronized swimmer than a triathlete. I was glad to take that darn thing off, but let me tell you, "IT WAS NOT EASY!" As you can see, the old guy behind me is walking out of the water, but I'm not wasting any time! I was anxious to get out of the water and onto land where I truly dominate. The swimming went about as well as expected. My 1.5K swim time was 29:02, and considering I got kicked in the face, punched a few people in the head, and had to slow down to get around swimmers occasionally, my time was good for me. The top swimmers were well ahead though. Getting passed by girls is a humbling experience. I guess you could say I got chick'd and grandma'd in the water....(Credit to Brandon for that phrase).After the swim, I was in 52nd place out of 200 plus. It doesn't sound bad, but when your expectations are to get top 10, it's not music to your ears. The bike was second nature. The first 3 miles of the 40K bike leg were all hills. I blew by so many people on the hills due to my recent Sea to Stars race. These hills were nothing compared to that race. I only drank a half bottle of Gatorade during the ride, and I decided to drink mostly during the first few miles of hills since aerodynamics does not play a crucial role when you're climbing. Once the flats started, I rode more hunched over and rarely drank fluids.
I call this photo the Evolution of Cycling that can be compared to the evolution of humans from apes. The guy on the left rides like an uneducated monkey that rides leisurely and doesn't look like he is too comfortable on the bike. I'm in the middle, and even though I am more aerodynamic than the rider on the left, I still could be a lot better. I guess that makes me the ape that learned how to use basic tools. Part of the problem is that I don't have a triathlon bike like most professionals. Most serious cyclists have training bikes for the road, trainers for trails (mountain bikes), and they have time trial bikes for races. I don't have money in my budget for a garage full of bikes. Instead, I borrowed my friend's attachable aero bars that allowed me to hunch over and reduce my wind resistance, but I should have adjusted my seat by moving it up and forward. The guy on the right has completed the transformation into a cycling animal...Oh wait, he should be human, but this guy is an absolute beast. Maybe my metaphor doesn't fit quite right but you get the point. His triathlon bike has permanent aero bars, a heavy disc rear wheel, probably customized gear ratios that are better for races, and his seat is adjusted properly. One thing I did notice about my gears is that I was topped out on the downhills, so I wasn't able to get the most out of my pedal strokes at times. I still managed to finish with the 11th best bike split (includes transition times) and my average speed was about 24 mph. If you are not an avid cyclist, you probably have no concept of the added benefit one receives from dropping several thousand dollars on a bike, but when you find yourself riding a heavy $700 bike while everyone around you is racing on carbon fiber twigs with wheels that cost $2,000 by themselves, it's a bit of a reality check. I was able to pass 37 people on the bike, so going into the run I was in 15th place.
When I got off the bike, I was out of breath, my legs felt like jello, and my lower back was screaming in agony. I seriously gave it my all on the bike, and if you have ever tried to run after a bike ride, you know how difficult it can be. I zipped down my uniform to combat the scorching heat and I took water from every aid station for the sole purpose of dumping it on my head. The first 2 miles of the 10K run were relentless hills that....Wrong choice of words....Let me rephrase...It was 1 long hill! Running up it felt like the popular magician's trick where they pull colorful handkerchiefs out of their shirt sleeve for what seems like an eternity. That hill felt like a magician's line of handkerchiefs. Every time I would run around a blind turn, I would soon discover that the hill only continued farther up the road. The only comfort I got was at about the 1 mile marker when I noticed Brandon up ahead trotting at a pace that made me feel like a hungry lion chasing down a wounded gazelle. It was only a matter of time. I gave him an encouraging pat on the back as I blew by. The 3rd mile was run all on lava rocks, which became a light bulb moment where I thought, "So that's why the race is called Lavaman." The last 3 miles were all run on the resort golf course which you can see in this picture. There was just one more major hill at mile 5. The field was so spread out that I only managed to pass 3 people on the run in the first 3 miles. That put me in 12th place. I spotted one more guy in the distance that I set my sights on. I closed in on him by mile 4, but for some reason, closing the final 20 meters to make contact with him was the hardest part of the entire run. With a half mile to go, I told myself, "You can't call yourself a runner unless you can chase down this guy and make him your bitch." I closed my eyes and pretended like I was finishing the race. I knew that if I could simply make the pass, it would demoralize him and probably cause him to slow down. All I had to do was pick the pace up, make the pass, and then I would be able to rest again. I pulled up next to him, and as I passed by, he actually said, "Good job." His compliment came so fast that I got the impression that he knew I was coming. My strategy didn't quite pan out how I thought it would. Instead of getting demoralized, he fought to stay with me. His determination actually motivated me to run harder and I found energy inside myself for a brief moment that I didn't know existed. I began to hear bells rattling and the thunderous roar of the crowd. You may think I'm exaggerating, but there were 250 volunteers for this race, so I could hear all of them in addition to the random spectators, race finishers, and family members cheering. Like kids in the pool playing Marco Polo, I just moved toward to the noise. As soon as I was able to gap my opponent by a few seconds, he began to fade making victory imminent.This is me crossing the finish line in 11th place. The next closest competitor was 2 minutes ahead, so my hopes of getting top 10 were nothing but a pipe dream. My running leg was the 6th fastest out of everyone in the race, so I was pleased with that, and I also won my 5 yr age division. Brandon finished 7 minutes behind me, and even though it felt great to finish ahead of him, I was happy that he was able to set a new personal record for the course. Given that this was my first triathlon, I surpassed my own expectations by leaps and bounds. When my friends, that had encouraged me for weeks leading up to the race, heard about the results, even they were surprised. If I train more specifically for triathlons, focus a lot of my time on swimming, and upgrade my bike, I may be able to do some real damage in this sport. I know that most of the everyday crowd, like the kind lady on the bus that gave me a dollar, are more likely to use the sports section of the newspaper as a coaster for their coffee than to read about my triumphant athletic endeavors, but it doesn't really matter to me in the grand scheme. I don't train for others. I train because there is no thrill in doing things that anyone can do. There is only satisfaction in reaching heights that even I never thought were possible for myself. Races provide athletes with the terrific and rare opportunity to compete against a vast array of other like-minded individuals, but when it's all said and done, the real race is against yourself.




















